Put the key in the lock and turn, that’s how you get in – but time might slow down the closer you get to opening the lock. If you manage to open the lock, you can borrow my lawnmower. Welcome to the neighborhood.
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The Goat Joke
Saturday, February 13, 2010
A truck is driving through a rural area. A film reel falls from the back of the truck. Later, two goats find the film reel and start nibbling it. The one goat turns to the other and asks ‘How are you liking it?’ The other goat replies ‘It’s okay, but I liked the book better.
As [...]
Eraser’s Lament
Friday, February 12, 2010
Oh! What unfairness of the universe has compelled the craftsman to put
me into the miserable arrangement of an eraser? I could have been a
pen – how I wish to be a pen! – which gives man the power of history.
Maybe I would have been a candle, providing a feeble, steady light to
the writer. I would [...]