There once was a man from Nantucket
Babby took a poopy in his handy
And threw at it his Nanny
Categories
-
Recent Posts
Monthly Archives: May 2009
A Limerick
Friday, May 22, 2009
Driving at Midnight
Monday, May 18, 2009
We drove for just under 50 miles through some farms and hills and I’m really not yet sure where we were but it was wonderful and I love exploring with her. In my life I don’t think I’ve been near a person who favors adventure over comfort like I do, who would prefer to go [...]
Lovers’ Meal
Sunday, May 10, 2009
A table set with two plates, two cups, one large plate stacked with crêpes. Some sugar, lemons, shredded white cheddar, marmalade, and sour cherries join the pairs. Two lovers enjoy watching each other eat and discuss what they will do after their morning meal (had at six in the afternoon). To walk to the nearby [...]
Rabbit Acquaintances
Saturday, May 9, 2009
So long have I been awake without sleep that my brain has given me a buzzing in my ears: a sign that its function is at despair. I think I’ll go and play with my acquaintances, the rabbits, outside. Perhaps like them I’ll jump under a speeding car. It’s their sport. I open the balcony [...]
The Pencil
Saturday, May 9, 2009
A professor carelessly slams the Pencil on a table and turns to the board; he begins to talk and pulverize chalk onto the cold slab of carbon. A bored student watches the Pencil as he makes his rolling pilgrimage to the edge of the table.
“Judging by the force of friction and the velocity at which [...]
Shatner and Nimoy
Friday, May 8, 2009
I’ve been thinking recently about paying attention to lyrics in songs. Usually am not fast enough to pick up on lyrics so I have no idea what the song is about and just enjoy the nice melodies. There are a few songs that I’ve listened to so many times that I know the lyrics, such [...]
FART.MP3
Sunday, May 3, 2009
So people who come here Googling “fart.mp3″ aren’t disappointed: click here you morons